MarioBonzoiewski's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Space tumor]

Soccer blows...

...but that's not why I didn't like this. Why would you run after a goddamn ball instead of hugging your kid before you die? The dude obviously deserved cancer.

[Alfred Christ]

Amusing

I thought this was quite amusing, even though the whole Jesus-bashing (or religion bashing in general) is now out-of-date, cheap and unnecessary, I enjoyed watching this. The frame-by-frame animation, albeit limited, is effective (especially the SMITE! parts) and I can't think of a better choice of music for that kind of loony show.

And for everyone who gets offended over a cartoon dog playing Jesus, lighten the fuck up. The internet is full of horrors that shouldn't ever have existed and you're wasting your time with this? Get another cause.